1 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:33,400 First off of the day, two teams in the air. Mission is to seek and destroy. 2 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:37,400 You mean the mission is for the girls to let the boys win again? 3 00:00:37,780 --> 00:00:39,160 That's not very cool, Bandit. 4 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,200 I'm hungry, 5 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:54,320 Papa. Let's eat. Also, they're many a style. 6 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:57,560 My favorite. 7 00:00:58,810 --> 00:00:59,609 Shit, boo. 8 00:00:59,610 --> 00:01:00,610 Aw, shit. 9 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:02,390 Thought I was gonna pop a light on her ass. 10 00:01:02,650 --> 00:01:04,129 Hello, girls. Wanna dance? 11 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:16,950 She's going for a milk -a -lot, bandit. 12 00:01:17,150 --> 00:01:18,150 Come on, baby. 13 00:01:18,810 --> 00:01:19,810 Let me in. 14 00:01:20,530 --> 00:01:22,070 Just the tip, I promise. 15 00:01:22,610 --> 00:01:25,950 This is the part where we're supposed to lift up our skirts and give in. Fuck 16 00:01:25,950 --> 00:01:27,850 that. What do you mean, fuck that? 17 00:01:28,110 --> 00:01:31,110 I'm tired of being target practice with a boy. Santa, we aren't supposed to be 18 00:01:31,110 --> 00:01:31,789 doing this. 19 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:35,590 Hold on to your ball, too. I'm tired of being a cheap date and selling what 20 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:36,590 we've got. 21 00:01:51,490 --> 00:01:53,790 What the hell does she think she's doing? 22 00:01:54,370 --> 00:01:55,390 Hold it right there. 23 00:01:55,910 --> 00:01:57,110 Let's see what she's made of. 24 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,860 who I just got off the phone with. 25 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:09,820 No, don't answer it. 26 00:03:10,540 --> 00:03:12,460 There's no way you could possibly know. 27 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:13,820 Sir, if I can just explain. 28 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:18,340 Just explain what? How you two, on your own, decided to break the rules of 29 00:03:18,340 --> 00:03:21,760 engagement and go flying off on that little stunt in a multi -million dollar 30 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:25,560 aircraft, which, I remind you, is the property of the taxpayers of this great 31 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,640 nation. Sir, for the record, maybe you had no idea that I... What? 32 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:33,180 That you two just earned a chance to be the best? 33 00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:34,860 The best, sir? 34 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:40,630 officer i just got off the phone with the head civilian coordinator of top 35 00:03:40,630 --> 00:03:45,910 it seems the air force has been invited to compete and fly against the best the 36 00:03:45,910 --> 00:03:52,850 best naval aviators god has ever seen so i've been asked to send our best 37 00:03:52,850 --> 00:03:58,870 team of pilots and that's styles and papa and this is the part that's i 38 00:03:58,870 --> 00:04:02,090 can't believe i'm going to say this but you're going to love it 39 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:06,000 I've also been asked to send a team of female pilots. 40 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:09,580 That's you two. 41 00:04:10,860 --> 00:04:14,320 You two turds are going to Top Gun. 42 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:18,300 You'll be flying against the best of the best. 43 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,640 It's only the opportunity of a lifetime, ladies. 44 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,900 So don't fuck it up. Yes, sir. 45 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:25,360 We won't let you down, sir. 46 00:04:25,940 --> 00:04:27,460 We'll see about that, won't we? 47 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:30,720 Now get the hell out of my office. 48 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:35,300 And ladies, congratulations. 49 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,240 That was some damn good flying out there. 50 00:05:18,090 --> 00:05:19,090 The rumor. 51 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,920 So this is what they call the best of the best? 52 00:05:57,620 --> 00:05:58,620 Don't worry, sweetie. 53 00:05:58,940 --> 00:05:59,940 I don't bite. 54 00:06:03,460 --> 00:06:06,880 I think I'll get my shots in anyways, sweetie. 55 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:16,140 Welcome to Top Guns, where you will have the chance to be the best of the best. 56 00:06:16,220 --> 00:06:17,220 Yes, sir. 57 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:24,320 As you can see, We have the wonderful addition of two new female teams. 58 00:06:25,060 --> 00:06:27,340 Finally, I'm going to cook and do my laundry. 59 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:33,060 Nevertheless, all of you will be competing against each other for overall 60 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:37,840 points. You will fly against one another, as well as whom I consider to 61 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:42,800 best damn naval aviator in the world, retired officer John James. 62 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,680 Call sign, gunman. 63 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:48,840 Take no mistake about it. 64 00:06:49,770 --> 00:06:54,250 I will be flying against you, I will push you to your limit, and I will beat 65 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:59,090 you. I'm here to teach you the tactics of aerial combat, known as dogfighting. 66 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:07,330 Gentlemen, that is all. 67 00:07:12,590 --> 00:07:16,450 Sweetheart, why don't you be a doll and grab me a cup of coffee? 68 00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:20,200 I'll tell you what, flyboy. 69 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:21,740 Why don't we make it a beer or two? 70 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Why don't we? 71 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:29,740 From what I hear, a couple of beers might improve your flying. 72 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:31,500 Jockey. 73 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,080 Vegas. 74 00:07:40,820 --> 00:07:42,340 You're looking for me, I assume? 75 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:43,680 Commander Jensen. 76 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,580 So, how do they look? 77 00:07:46,660 --> 00:07:47,660 Very pretty. 78 00:07:49,090 --> 00:07:52,730 That's not what I meant and you know that if you're asking me if they look 79 00:07:52,730 --> 00:07:58,110 male pilots and aviators And I'm afraid my answer still stands But very pretty 80 00:07:58,110 --> 00:08:04,890 so I see you're opposed to the idea of female fighter pilots The 81 00:08:04,890 --> 00:08:09,030 benefit of civilian influence in the aid of training and evaluating the aviators 82 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:15,850 is undisputed Your knowledge of enemy aircraft and dogfight 83 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:16,850 training tactics 84 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:19,180 are a very welcome commodity here. 85 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:24,380 Yes, but we're not talking about me. We're talking about female fighter 86 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:33,159 Vegas, my opinion of women in the military is at best a 87 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:34,159 distraction. 88 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:38,919 But don't worry, the Navy has gone out of its way to make sure that there are 89 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,419 separate sleeping quarters and showers for the women. 90 00:08:42,669 --> 00:08:47,110 Well, I for one look forward to training and evaluating them on an equal basis. 91 00:08:47,510 --> 00:08:48,530 Good to hear. 92 00:08:52,250 --> 00:08:53,270 Commander Jensen. 93 00:08:56,070 --> 00:09:00,570 Vegas, just Jensen would be fine. 94 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:15,970 How's it going, Spice? 95 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:20,110 My girls all tuned up and ready for me? You've been hammering them pretty hard, 96 00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:22,950 Gun. You need to take it easy on them a little bit. 97 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,270 Come on, you know me, Spice. 98 00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:27,010 I like to fly them hard. 99 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,250 I'm just saying. 100 00:09:28,930 --> 00:09:31,090 Kiss her a little before you stick it in her. 101 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:45,490 guys here tonight, huh? 102 00:09:46,070 --> 00:09:48,330 Yeah, if you like naval aviators. 103 00:09:49,530 --> 00:09:52,230 But, they got beers. 104 00:09:53,330 --> 00:09:55,470 Six beers to keep us covered. 105 00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:58,270 We gotta fly tomorrow. 106 00:09:58,610 --> 00:09:59,690 You know, some bad guys. 107 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,390 Back off, boo. 108 00:10:01,610 --> 00:10:03,290 Have I ever let you down? 109 00:10:04,430 --> 00:10:06,130 Come on. I'm the best. 110 00:10:06,970 --> 00:10:08,070 Let's have fun tonight. 111 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,880 Speaking of the best, there she is, Hollywood. 112 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,080 First female naval aviator. 113 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:25,700 They call her Hollywood because she's got the looks of a movie star, but she 114 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:26,820 fly like a bat out of hell. 115 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:31,520 I heard it's because she sucked dick for gas money on Hollywood Boulevard. 116 00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:34,220 Baby boo. 117 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:35,900 How's it hanging? 118 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,740 Mystery, bandit. 119 00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:39,020 Bandit, mystery. 120 00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:42,680 Finally decided to let the Air Force fly against the best, huh? 121 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:47,180 Yeah, well, it's good to see you here, too, Mr. E. 122 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,100 Would you like to know how to relieve a good behavior? 123 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,760 Pretty funny for a Barbie doll. 124 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,520 Easy, Mr. E. I don't need a bra tonight. 125 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,760 Hollywood, this is Bandit. 126 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,080 Nice to meet you. 127 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,040 Congratulations on being allowed to fly against the best. 128 00:11:04,980 --> 00:11:05,980 So how does it feel? 129 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:07,900 How does what feel? 130 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,680 Knowing you're flying against the best. 131 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,500 You'll tell me. 132 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:12,840 Oh, yeah? Tell you what. 133 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,000 what it's like flying against the best. 134 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:16,880 Right. Bye, girls. 135 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:43,660 You never close. 136 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:52,540 Cute as hell. 137 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,580 Thank you. Glad you liked it. 138 00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:00,640 Too bad it didn't work. 139 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,080 Oh, really? 140 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,680 So, for future reference, though, why not? 141 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:10,320 I'm a beer and hot wings kind of girl. Save that romantic shit for a school 142 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,320 teacher. 143 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:46,940 Hey, you didn't give me a chance. 144 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,260 I know some better songs. 145 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:52,000 Hey, I have an idea. 146 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:56,820 Why don't you stop being a fag and show me what a man you are? 147 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,500 Thank you. 148 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:00,920 you 149 00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:11,410 Amen. 150 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,400 Find Gunman, where is he? I'm looking, I'm looking, Bandit. 151 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,460 Damn, I was hoping he'd forget to show up today. 152 00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:28,260 Oh, shit, where'd he go? Where'd he go, Blue? 153 00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:31,580 Damn, he's fast. 154 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,480 Come on, show me what you've done. 155 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,280 Runner 6, Van, do some of that pilot shit. 156 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,200 It's so cool. 157 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,240 Don't be all down on yourself. 158 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,000 That's the gunman, and he's the real deal. 159 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,460 She felt a bit weak on the throttle supply. She might want to take a look at 160 00:33:16,460 --> 00:33:19,300 her. Had anyone else been up there, I might have had a problem. 161 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,500 Woo! That's right. That's how we do it. 162 00:33:35,420 --> 00:33:36,420 A thing. 163 00:33:39,470 --> 00:33:40,490 Why the sad faces, girls? 164 00:33:41,370 --> 00:33:43,110 Didn't everybody beat the gunman? 165 00:33:44,510 --> 00:33:46,350 Oh, that's right. We heard. 166 00:33:47,330 --> 00:33:51,830 He swooped by, got below visual, and popped up on your suit. 167 00:33:53,370 --> 00:33:56,570 Back to the hangover for you. Or should we say hangover? 168 00:33:59,030 --> 00:34:01,590 You're just mad that she fucked your boyfriend last night. 169 00:34:03,590 --> 00:34:05,210 Ex -boyfriend. 170 00:34:06,270 --> 00:34:07,470 And I fucked him first. 171 00:34:10,860 --> 00:34:12,960 Why didn't you tell me that was her ass? 172 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:14,360 Well, did it make a difference? 173 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,860 Damn, that gunman's fast. 174 00:34:21,340 --> 00:34:22,340 What did you expect? 175 00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:24,159 It's the ice. 176 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:25,820 We didn't sign a fucking chance. 177 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:30,860 We went this way. He went that way. Next thing you got guns blazing on us. We 178 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:31,819 were fucked. 179 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,340 Man, that sucks. 180 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,060 For you guys. 181 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,480 How'd you do? 182 00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:38,620 We didn't ask him. 183 00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,020 We called the fucking backs. 184 00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:41,380 All right. 185 00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:42,620 Even if you let it. 186 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000 Yeah. 187 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,320 Nice work, man. 188 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,980 So, I hear the girls got locked in, too, then, huh? 189 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,580 Yeah, I heard about that. Nice. 190 00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:53,058 Not really. 191 00:34:53,060 --> 00:34:54,060 It's true. 192 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,480 Hollywood got in, too. 193 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,500 So, these chicks think they can fly, huh? 194 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,320 Nah. 195 00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:02,580 They're chicks, man. 196 00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:03,940 No way. 197 00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:17,660 Hey, nice flying out there. You really bagged him. 198 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,840 Nice flying? 199 00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:23,160 Shit, I'd call that great flying. 200 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:25,600 Yeah, whatever. 201 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:26,960 I'm just trying to be nice. 202 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:28,580 Heard you guys got lucky. 203 00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:30,240 Luck had nothing to do with it. 204 00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:31,700 Takes skill to kill. 205 00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:35,100 But you guys are... 206 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:53,700 I know who was your ex -boyfriend. 207 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,200 There's no need to be mad. 208 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,540 Is that what you think I'm mad about? 209 00:35:57,140 --> 00:35:57,979 Isn't it? 210 00:35:57,980 --> 00:35:59,320 I don't get mad over Bardic. 211 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:03,020 I'm mad because you're letting us down. Letting us down? This is the first time 212 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:05,280 female aviators and pilots have been allowed to compete at Top Gun. 213 00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:08,240 And? And this is our chance to show them what we got. 214 00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:11,340 But you're going to embarrass us by getting drunk and getting laid. 215 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,840 What I do on my time is my business. 216 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,120 When you fly as bad as you did today, that's everybody's business. 217 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,220 What, you got something to say too? 218 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:29,180 No, she said it for us. 219 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,580 Us? What us? 220 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,480 Us. The girls. 221 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,780 What is this, grade school? Boys versus girls? Get real. 222 00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:55,830 Come on, man. 223 00:36:58,630 --> 00:37:01,610 Hey, girls. 224 00:37:02,870 --> 00:37:03,910 How about a new game? 225 00:37:04,470 --> 00:37:05,570 Boys versus girls, huh? 226 00:37:08,670 --> 00:37:09,629 Don't worry. 227 00:37:09,630 --> 00:37:10,710 We'll take it easy on you. 228 00:37:13,890 --> 00:37:15,430 You think you got what it takes? 229 00:37:19,610 --> 00:37:20,610 Yeah. 230 00:37:23,770 --> 00:37:24,770 Yeah, it's Andrew, sweetie. 231 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:55,180 Bring you your baby rattles later. See you in the air. Maybe you can do better. 232 00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:57,040 Just don't have to cry. 233 00:39:57,780 --> 00:39:59,360 Crying's for pussies. Oh, wait! 234 00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:00,700 Yeah! 235 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,900 Those guys killed us. 236 00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,760 Of course they did. They're guys. 237 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,760 They're bigger, faster, stronger. 238 00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:19,960 The game sucks. We got our asses handed to us. I'm so over listening to the 239 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,300 guys. Well, then quit. 240 00:40:21,740 --> 00:40:23,580 Quit Top Gun? I don't think so. 241 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,420 I mean, quit losing to the boys. 242 00:40:25,660 --> 00:40:27,880 But they're bigger, faster, and stronger. 243 00:40:28,180 --> 00:40:29,560 Not where it counts, they're not. 244 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,660 Not in the air, they're not. 245 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:32,920 What do you mean? 246 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:34,820 In the air. The cockpit? 247 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,840 We're the same. We're equal. 248 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:37,999 She's right. 249 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000 Hell yeah, I'm right. 250 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,300 When we fly, size doesn't matter. 251 00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:43,500 Strength doesn't matter. What are you trying to say? 252 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:48,220 Ladies, if you can stop competing against each other and start flying 253 00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:52,550 as a team, as a unit of fighter pilots, You can beat the boys in this 254 00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:56,350 competition. This school is about excellence, and if you guys stick 255 00:40:56,530 --> 00:40:57,730 you can achieve it together. 256 00:40:58,810 --> 00:41:00,050 This isn't about me against you. 257 00:41:00,430 --> 00:41:02,090 It's not about boo against mystery. 258 00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:03,590 It's more than that now. 259 00:41:04,790 --> 00:41:10,970 This is our chance to show that we're just as good as, no, better than the 260 00:41:12,130 --> 00:41:14,410 Just like grade school, boys against the girls. 261 00:41:15,670 --> 00:41:16,670 What'd he say? 262 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,960 I'm in. You too. 263 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,100 That's it, baby. One down, one to go. 264 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,160 Everhart's gone limp. Booyah! 265 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,360 We're playing over yet, boo. Check your six. 266 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,640 Dig deep. Grab those balls, baby. 267 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,960 Lift that skirt and bend over, ladies. 268 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,440 Here comes Papa. 269 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,880 Condoms on and ready for penetration. 270 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,540 Daddy will be home early because these boys are lit. 271 00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:15,680 Let's get in a little secret, bandit. 272 00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:17,180 Who's not wearing panties? 273 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,860 My kind of girl. 274 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,780 Kid, where did G come from? 275 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,280 Hello, boys, and welcome to Hollywood. 276 00:42:27,940 --> 00:42:31,220 It's all on silent. Damn it, we've been set up. Do something, man. 277 00:42:45,710 --> 00:42:47,310 Game over, man. We're dead. 278 00:42:47,730 --> 00:42:49,030 Packed in by jets. 279 00:42:53,850 --> 00:42:59,350 As you all know, the enemy jet of choice that you will most likely encounter is 280 00:42:59,350 --> 00:43:00,350 the MiG. 281 00:43:00,790 --> 00:43:04,730 Intelligence confirms that the North Koreans have already obtained several of 282 00:43:04,730 --> 00:43:07,650 these faster, lighter, and more maneuverable jets. 283 00:43:08,170 --> 00:43:13,230 Should you encounter these aircraft, some of you will need to be better 284 00:43:13,230 --> 00:43:14,230 prepared. 285 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,840 As for you Rios, I suggest that you brush up on some of your reading 286 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:19,840 assignments. 287 00:43:20,260 --> 00:43:26,040 Your pilot or aviator is relying on you to watch their back and our jet. 288 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,960 So, that will be all for today, ladies. 289 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:33,880 I'll give it back later. 290 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,200 Give what back? 291 00:43:35,260 --> 00:43:36,640 Your ass, bitch. 292 00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:43,380 Good flying out there today, girls. 293 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:45,340 You showed some real teamwork. 294 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:47,560 And you earned some respect. 295 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,600 Keep kicking ass, girls. 296 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:50,800 We're just getting started. 297 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,080 Hey, Daddy. 298 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,400 You're in here all alone. 299 00:44:22,740 --> 00:44:24,260 Trying to get some stroke relief? 300 00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:25,900 It's Papa. 301 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,520 Not them. 302 00:44:29,060 --> 00:44:30,060 Yes, Daddy. 303 00:44:31,700 --> 00:44:34,840 I mean... Papa. 304 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,640 But I can read your mind. 305 00:44:40,620 --> 00:44:41,620 Hmm. 306 00:44:42,740 --> 00:44:43,940 I'd like to see that. 307 00:44:45,660 --> 00:44:46,660 Pick a number. 308 00:44:47,630 --> 00:44:49,990 Between one and ten. 309 00:44:50,870 --> 00:44:52,190 I'll tell you what it is. 310 00:44:56,290 --> 00:44:57,290 Okay. 311 00:44:57,910 --> 00:44:59,270 Seven, isn't it? 312 00:45:01,470 --> 00:45:03,270 You're good. 313 00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:05,750 Want to play again? 314 00:45:06,130 --> 00:45:07,170 Yeah, sure. 315 00:45:08,550 --> 00:45:13,610 But I can tell you what you're thinking in about one minute. 316 00:45:38,830 --> 00:45:41,790 I bet you're thinking about how much you'd like to come over here and taste 317 00:45:47,150 --> 00:45:48,150 Come on, Papa. 318 00:45:49,150 --> 00:45:50,290 Come over here and taste me. 319 00:46:07,310 --> 00:46:08,330 They had a new cookie. 320 00:46:12,030 --> 00:46:13,030 Thank her. 321 00:48:03,279 --> 00:48:04,680 Mm. 322 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:14,840 Mm. 323 00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:19,700 Ah. 324 00:48:26,990 --> 00:48:28,730 I like to play, huh? 325 00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:02,620 Are you gonna play with me now? 326 00:49:04,060 --> 00:49:05,820 Are you gonna play with me? 327 00:49:41,940 --> 00:49:42,940 Mm. 328 00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:45,740 Ah. 329 00:50:13,390 --> 00:50:14,390 Hmm. 330 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:43,960 Hmm. 331 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,200 Hmm. 332 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:44,440 Hmm. 333 00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:47,570 Ooh. 334 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,340 and I choke and I suck in your cough. 335 00:57:51,580 --> 00:57:53,240 Yeah. You like that, Papa? 336 00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:54,700 Oh, yeah. 337 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:42,520 Okay. 338 01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:54,040 Great work, Hollywood. 339 01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:57,040 Not good. 340 01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:00,520 Good test. 341 01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:03,160 You'll get better, hopefully. 342 01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:07,520 F, you really need to concentrate. 343 01:04:09,020 --> 01:04:10,500 Boo. Great job. 344 01:05:02,030 --> 01:05:03,030 How's it going? 345 01:05:03,530 --> 01:05:04,690 Seems to be going pretty well. 346 01:05:05,890 --> 01:05:06,890 So, 347 01:05:10,430 --> 01:05:11,430 do you like music? 348 01:05:12,450 --> 01:05:13,910 Do you like this song? 349 01:05:15,230 --> 01:05:16,230 Yeah. 350 01:05:16,910 --> 01:05:17,990 Well, do you want to dance? 351 01:05:19,150 --> 01:05:20,150 Sure. 352 01:05:21,590 --> 01:05:28,510 What I said 353 01:05:28,510 --> 01:05:31,760 was, do you want... a dance 354 01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:52,020 Let's get it, boys. All right, guys. Let's do this. 355 01:20:52,300 --> 01:20:53,300 Come on. 356 01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:55,840 Go. 357 01:20:58,480 --> 01:21:04,500 You are? 358 01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:09,480 No. I know exactly where I am. 359 01:21:12,340 --> 01:21:13,340 Okay. 360 01:21:14,920 --> 01:21:17,260 I know you only have a minute, but can I ask you a question? 361 01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:20,990 Yeah. You make it quick. 362 01:21:23,270 --> 01:21:25,350 Do you believe in deep -burning sexual attraction? 363 01:21:27,090 --> 01:21:33,090 You know, the kind that you can only describe as primal, uncontrollable, 364 01:21:33,150 --> 01:21:35,670 real? 365 01:21:38,390 --> 01:21:40,090 Yeah, I guess. 366 01:21:41,270 --> 01:21:47,250 And how do you know when you feel real 367 01:21:47,250 --> 01:21:48,770 attraction? 368 01:21:54,150 --> 01:22:00,290 Uh, not to sound like a fag or anything, but probably when you get that feeling 369 01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:01,290 in your stomach. 370 01:22:01,710 --> 01:22:02,770 You mean like butterflies? 371 01:22:07,530 --> 01:22:10,930 And when it starts in your stomach, do you feel it well up? 372 01:22:12,230 --> 01:22:14,930 Like it's hotter and hotter and feels like it's glowing? 373 01:22:16,530 --> 01:22:17,850 Like your heart's on fire? 374 01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:27,540 And your whole self is telling you that you really, really 375 01:22:27,540 --> 01:22:33,600 are attractive to this girl. 376 01:22:35,940 --> 01:22:37,240 It's a great feeling, isn't it? 377 01:22:38,980 --> 01:22:39,980 Attraction. 378 01:22:42,380 --> 01:22:47,400 I want you to have these. 379 01:22:49,550 --> 01:22:51,670 I want you to think of me every time you feel trapped. 380 01:22:56,130 --> 01:22:57,270 I forgot my phone. 381 01:32:00,840 --> 01:32:01,840 Ooh. 382 01:32:54,090 --> 01:32:55,090 Oh. 383 01:43:24,309 --> 01:43:27,110 DQ'd? I mean, DQ'd, sir? 384 01:43:27,410 --> 01:43:30,790 It would seem that our jets don't fly themselves. 385 01:43:31,010 --> 01:43:35,270 Apparently they need pilots to help them race through the air at marked speeds. 386 01:43:35,670 --> 01:43:39,970 Gentlemen, if this great country of ours is ever in peril or imminent threat 387 01:43:39,970 --> 01:43:44,560 from some foreign cocksucker in a jet plane armed with missiles... I guess all 388 01:43:44,560 --> 01:43:48,360 the good people of this nation can be assured that the Girl Scouts and prom 389 01:43:48,360 --> 01:43:51,980 queens of yesterday will be there to prevent us all from the invasion. 390 01:43:54,700 --> 01:43:58,060 It would seem that your two teams are ahead in overall points. 391 01:43:59,640 --> 01:44:03,300 And it also seems that you two are tied. 392 01:44:05,040 --> 01:44:07,100 But I'm really proud of you two girls. 393 01:44:07,620 --> 01:44:09,180 You ladies pulled it together. 394 01:44:09,880 --> 01:44:11,140 You worked as a team. 395 01:44:11,880 --> 01:44:13,560 You've earned your respect in the air. 396 01:44:14,030 --> 01:44:15,350 And here on the ground, too. 397 01:44:17,230 --> 01:44:20,770 So, whatever happens now is up to you two. 398 01:44:22,030 --> 01:44:23,850 Good luck and fly hard. 399 01:44:35,870 --> 01:44:39,930 Well, I guess tomorrow's your chance. 400 01:44:40,230 --> 01:44:43,110 Chance to fly against the best. 401 01:44:48,850 --> 01:44:49,850 Bandit, wait. 402 01:44:56,550 --> 01:44:57,550 Good luck out there tomorrow. 403 01:44:59,390 --> 01:45:00,450 May the best man win. 404 01:45:01,410 --> 01:45:02,410 I will. 405 01:45:45,140 --> 01:45:47,040 Bye. Hey, good luck, you guys. 406 01:45:47,260 --> 01:45:49,220 You girls really stepped it up this time. 407 01:45:49,760 --> 01:45:52,600 You girls better hold on tight today. What did you do? 408 01:45:53,040 --> 01:45:54,840 Um, let's just say, you know your jets? 409 01:45:55,100 --> 01:45:58,320 Yeah. Well, I spiced them up a little. 410 01:46:50,860 --> 01:46:52,660 This is the last half of your competition. 411 01:46:53,560 --> 01:46:55,400 You'll be flying over water, ladies. 412 01:46:55,700 --> 01:46:57,800 First team to score will win the tournament. 413 01:46:58,680 --> 01:47:02,480 In the case of a no score, you go to a sudden death following that. 414 01:47:03,340 --> 01:47:04,340 Ladies. 415 01:51:07,820 --> 01:51:11,000 You guys have some pretty fucking big balls. 416 01:51:14,680 --> 01:51:17,200 You can be my wingman anytime. 417 01:51:18,960 --> 01:51:24,660 Thanks, Everhard. You have some pretty big balls, too. You can be my wingman 418 01:51:24,660 --> 01:51:30,820 anytime. Hey, let's get some beer. I'll buy it. Yeah, that means... I'm buying. 419 01:51:33,160 --> 01:51:34,480 We'll catch up with you guys in a minute. 420 01:51:34,860 --> 01:51:36,240 Us girls have something to do. 421 01:51:44,500 --> 01:51:45,500 Hey, gunman. 422 01:51:47,280 --> 01:51:48,420 We need to talk to you. 423 01:51:52,260 --> 01:51:54,900 Yeah, what is it? You still think you're the ace pilot around here? 424 01:51:55,160 --> 01:51:56,160 Yeah, I do. 425 01:51:56,780 --> 01:52:00,160 But it seems I'm not alone. You guys did a good job out there. I'm proud of you. 426 01:52:00,560 --> 01:52:02,400 I'll fly with any of you anywhere, anytime. 427 01:52:02,780 --> 01:52:03,679 You'll fly with us? 428 01:52:03,680 --> 01:52:04,680 That's what I said. 429 01:52:05,940 --> 01:52:07,880 But you need to fly with us. 430 01:52:09,300 --> 01:52:10,620 Huh? You heard her. 431 01:52:11,640 --> 01:52:13,220 You ready to fly, gunman? 432 01:52:16,340 --> 01:52:19,260 You ever refuel the plane in midair, gunman? 433 01:52:19,680 --> 01:52:20,680 Of course. 434 01:52:21,900 --> 01:52:25,160 You make it in the hole every time, don't you? 435 01:52:25,820 --> 01:52:27,080 I'm always on target. 436 01:52:27,300 --> 01:52:29,760 But what if you were surrounded by enemy fighters? 437 01:52:34,060 --> 01:52:36,840 I take them down one by one. 438 01:52:37,480 --> 01:52:39,280 Oh, okay. That is all. 439 01:54:05,580 --> 01:54:08,780 I love you. 440 01:55:26,340 --> 01:55:29,140 Thank you. 441 01:59:22,220 --> 01:59:23,220 Thank you. 442 02:00:16,460 --> 02:00:17,460 Thanks. 443 02:01:14,420 --> 02:01:17,220 Thank you. 444 02:06:38,600 --> 02:06:39,600 Thank you. 445 02:08:36,520 --> 02:08:37,520 Oh, God. 446 02:09:27,210 --> 02:09:29,010 So I guess we'll never know who the best is. 447 02:09:29,630 --> 02:09:31,790 Oh, I know who the best is, honey. 448 02:09:32,930 --> 02:09:33,930 So do I. 449 02:09:42,710 --> 02:09:44,450 So, two winners, huh? 450 02:09:45,210 --> 02:09:46,590 Shall we call it a tie? 451 02:09:47,450 --> 02:09:48,450 No. 452 02:09:49,290 --> 02:09:50,390 Let's call it a victory. 453 02:09:51,370 --> 02:09:53,570 A victory for women across the nation. 454 02:09:53,950 --> 02:09:55,550 Wow, I'm impressed. 455 02:09:58,469 --> 02:10:00,910 Let's call it a tie between boys versus girls. 456 02:10:11,750 --> 02:10:15,610 You know, I think history has been made today. 457 02:10:17,570 --> 02:10:20,930 Yes, and thanks to our girls, it's safe to say. 458 02:10:25,970 --> 02:10:26,970 Vegas? 459 02:10:27,200 --> 02:10:32,420 Would you care to join me for a drink in the officer's club? 460 02:10:34,440 --> 02:10:38,300 Well, frankly, I was hoping for something a little more private. 461 02:10:48,540 --> 02:10:54,920 But, Vegas, I'm a commander, 462 02:10:55,160 --> 02:10:56,220 not a private. 463 02:12:11,850 --> 02:12:12,850 Mmm. 464 02:30:11,220 --> 02:30:12,480 Congratulations. Thank you sir. 465 02:30:32,480 --> 02:30:33,700 Congratulations to you too. 466 02:30:33,920 --> 02:30:34,920 Thank you sir. 467 02:30:40,120 --> 02:30:41,140 How about some beers? 468 02:30:41,740 --> 02:30:42,659 I'm buying. 469 02:30:42,660 --> 02:30:43,660 No. 470 02:30:44,660 --> 02:30:46,240 I'm buying the first round. 471 02:30:46,800 --> 02:30:48,220 And I'll get the one after that.